I’m a good daughter because I get my dad pot to smoke when he says he hasn’t been able to eat or sleep for the past week.

Also because I introduced him to sushi.

Grateful for this man who took me in for his own even though we are not of blood. Grateful for my grandmother who brought us together.  

Praying for him to have his health back before his surgery in a few weeks. 

"Sometimes I just wanna fuck, and sometimes I wanna be in love, and sometimes I wanna be alone."

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kimchibae:

"dick is abundant and low value" i am screaming

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"Most people do not listen with the intent to understand; they listen with the intent to reply."

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if your ego is huge 

and your ambition is as big as your ego

we can be friends. 

i’m going to take over the world. 

the end.

lordeinc:

OutKast - Prototype

Summer choon at the office. Feel free to fuck with us

vintageanchorbooks:

Yes to beachfront libraries. 

Heaven

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Drugs Under The Microscope

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"To truly live a creative life means that you will need to experiment in as many different fields as possible."

-Moby  (via good)

spring-of-mathematics:

Mathematically Correct Breakfast - How to Slice a Bagel into Two Linked Halves. If a torus is cut by a Möbius strip it will split up into to interlocking rings.

It is not hard to cut a bagel into two equal halves which are linked like two links of a chain. Figure 1:

  1. To start, you must visualize four key points.  Center the bagel at the origin, circling the Z axis. A is the highest point above the +X axis.  B is where the +Y axis enters the bagel. C is the lowest point below the -X axis.  D is where the -Y axis exits the bagel.
  2. These sharpie markings on the bagel are just to help visualize the geometry and the points.  You don’t need to actually write on the bagel to cut it properly.
  3. The line ABCDA, which goes smoothly through all four key points, is the cut line.  As it goes 360 degrees around the Z axis, it also goes 360 degrees around the bagel.
  4. The red line is like the black line but is rotated 180 degrees (around Z or through the hole). An ideal knife could enter on the black line and come out exactly opposite, on the red line. But in practice, it is easier to cut in halfway on both the black line and the red line. The cutting surface is a two-twist Mobius strip; it has two sides, one for each half.
  5. After being cut, the two halves can be moved but are still linked together, each passing through the hole of the other.

It is much more fun to put cream cheese on these bagels than on an ordinary bagel. In additional to the intellectual stimulation, you get more cream cheese, because there is slightly more surface area.
Topology problem: Modify the cut so the cutting surface is a one-twist Mobius strip. (You can still get cream cheese into the cut, but it doesn’t separate into two parts). See more at: Mathematically Correct Breakfast: How to Slice a Bagel into Two Linked Halves by George W. Hart.

Images: How to Slice a Bagel into Two Linked Halves by George W. Hart - Cutting bagels into linked halves on Mathematica. - Interlocking Bagel Rings

Maybe, that’s one of the reasons why I love bagel :)

my future career as a mother is going to be filled with stimulating early morning breakfasts. 

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