January 2012
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December 2011
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fingerscrossed
my back is killing me.
quite literally… sigh.
i haz no one to give me back rubs. ):
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a.w.k.a.r.d.
boy: sooo how many sweet original lines do i have to think of to tell you before you say "thank you Brandon, you're awesome and I think you're handsome"?
me: you're almost there
boy: the smile that you afford the world is priceless, it brings joy to the masses, especially me, because we've shared an intimate moment, the smile echoes a happy nostalgia that brings quintessential comatose to my heart
me: that was too wordy and thought out
me: and it seemed insincere
me: try again
boy: what? that was really sincere I swear
woopsies...
Personal/Family post spam over.
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I promise you that my family is infinitely more fun than yours. They’re probably more fun than your friends too.
There’s nothing that I cherish more than spending time with my family and my lil’ munch-cousins.
I’m so happy that my sister flew in from Vietnam as a surprise for Christmas. Being with her and my family for the past week straight leaves me no time to...
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Highlight of my day.
Baby James dancing to ‘his girl’ (aka Rihanna)
Listening to auto-tuned ‘hip hop’ after hearing ofwgkta on the radio sounds like listening to children’s sing-a-longs.
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Getting ready to see my family whilst Charlie...
A most mediocre person can be the object of a love which is wild, extravagant,...
– Carson McCullers (via misswallflower)
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we-should-fuck-now-that-i:
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO
“PARKOUR PARKOUR!”
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fuck beerpong
that shit is stupid as fuck
you know what, my face is numb right now
and you know what,
i’m enjoying myself more being inebriated right now than i would be if i was at some whack ass party pretending like i’m interested in people that i really don’t give a fuck about
WHOOP DEE FUCKY DOO YOU GO TO A FOUR YEAR COLLEGE AND YOU’RE IN A SORORITY/FRAT.
fuck you.
you have no idea what life is...
all of the whisky ran out so i have to drink goldschlager that alcohol with little flakes of alcohol gold in it.
ol0lo0lo0l0ol0ol.
msfatbooty is on youtube now.
watching all of these old hip hop youtubes is S’oooooOO weird.
LOL. Drunk and playing shimmy shimmy ya on YoutubeEEee.e.e.e.e.e.ee.
I’ll I’ve been doing is fucking watching beavis and butthead and other random ass tv shows and drinking johnny walker and jameson.
WOOO. LIVIN’ THE LYPH ON A THURSDAY NIGHT/FRIDAY MORNIN’.
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I'm going to be broke after xmas because I insist...
That’s like over 30 people.
But I’m going to be making homemade gifts for my family this year.
So, I suppose I’ll be spending a bit less of money that I don’t really have.
I can’t wait to get all the shopping done so I can finally bake, decorate, and wrap my gifts.
:3
I feel the inner-maternal side of me boiling within my soul and its sort of scary.
Or...
ohbabyitsnatalie:
If you want someone to think about you become a consistent presence in their life. Once you’ve made it clear who you are, simply disappear out of no where. Doing this will force them to think about you and wonder why they haven’t heard from you. Triggering their thoughts will let them think about you even more in your absence. According to subconscious mind programing, the...
mrgolightly:
Portishead - Glory Box [Live] Probably the greatest live performance I’ve ever seen. I need to see them in actual person.
give me a reason to love you
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Highlight of my month:
Watching my 3 year old cousin’s face light up when she saw the baby doll I bought her for Christmas.
She didn’t even have any words to say to convey her enthusiasm. She was only able to come up with “AHHH! BAYBEE!”
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